Some Nerd Star Wars Funny Lego of the Day

Since i'm going to do rip offs of a lot of things out there i might as well make this an emagazine complete with sex and other things. like nerd things. or something close to it. you cant live on pussy alone. ayt, fucker?

You can do a lot with Lego. With abundant bricks, the right parts, and a whole lot of imagination, you can build figures and create unique scenes that will amaze and entertain. That’s what Christian Cantrell did when he came up with this humorous series of scenes that were all put together using nothing but Lego.

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Asian naked Babe of the Day

I’m going drinking…hard drinking…and ideally it is going to end with me going down on seedy women in public washrooms, preferably at the bus station so that I know I’ll never see them again. Seedy women are my life’s work.

and i am a fucking drunk. so don't take anything i say seriously.

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Mila Kunis Spreads her Legs of the Day

Everyone’s favorite Hollywood babe who should be blacklisted like this was the Martial Law era and she was a Communist, because her crime is far worse that reading the Communist Manifesto, and it involves inserting Ashton Kutcher inside her. Sure he’s rich, successful, good-looking and all the girls want a piece…but he is still annoying as fuck, polluted by Demi Moore’s demon-forming vaginal juice, and up there as the person in Hollywood I hate the most and wish bad things upon…making her stock and sex appeal go way down from when I was writing her love poems…but I’ll still look at her as she shows off the boobs that belong to Ashton Kutcher…boobs that he plays with, sucks on, and possibly has sex with…because ultimately, I don’t give a fuck who or what she puts inside her. It is irrelevant to me and I can appreciate looking at her pics for hours and hours and hours because I got nothing much else going on…

for dumb fucker, this is fake/photoshopped/not real.

Nonami Takizawa Prime Japanese Tits Of the Day

Nonami Takizawa is a Japanese “gravure idol,” which means that she doesn’t get naked but poses in bikinis and lingerie. Unfortunately she retired from modeling back in 2011 but her back catalogue of photos and videos are well worth checking out because her boobs are amazing.

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Nonami Takizawa has also released two music albums and her boobs look great while she sings…

here are videos, fucker!






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Emily Addison Tits of the Day

I never get excited about pornstars posting nude pics, because Google allows me to see them doing all kinds of fucking shit that is far dirtier than getting naked…even if those nude pics are from their first time on camera…prior to falling into that slippery devil’s world that is pornography.

I had never heard of Emily Addison before today, because porn girls annoy me. They think they are important and famous and successful…when they are just gutter hookers with behavioral issues. I prefer my naked chicks to not be so damaged.

Boo! jump

Melissa King Did Pageant And Porn of the Day

Her name is Melissa King….She is Miss Teen Delaware 2013….I didn’t bother reading  herbio….but I did watch this video of her talking about being in foster care and how hard it is to make money for gymnastics…..

Which I guess is why she did this porn…..you know broken home, need for money, craving fame, hoping a scandal that propels her to the mainstream like she was Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian….because girls these days don’t view porn the same as they once did…..they figure it’s an easy way to get noticed and make moves and one day star on a reality show…. Here is a portion of her porn clip the way the usual Girls do Porn videos the maniacs of kanto tinio distribute like regular charity goods

Miss Teen Delaware -- Resigns Over Alleged Sex Tape
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Porn may not have the same stigma and more and more young hot girls may all wanna be porn famous…cuz they wanna compete with the girls the guys they like jerk off to….but I still love watching them perform…so I say thank god for that….and thank god for Miss Teen Delaware not doing their background checks…cuz she was doing porn in June, 3 months after turning 18, and 5 months before being crowned….hilarious…..making me think she’s more a porn chick using beauty pageants to get publicity….and not the other way around…..

a portion of her porn video after:




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Your Favorite Dish By An Asian Slut of the Day

Still in the subject of professionals. Maid are frowned upon which to me is very wrong. its like the hooker's case we covered earlier maids especially the ones that look like the topless maid above are honest workers. Okay they may steal from their employers but they clean shitty toilets and if you leave some floaters in there just for kicks you're even.

i know it's insane. but thats me. now jump you!

KT So Hooker Look of the Day

Ridiculously hot Asian slut KT So has me all cranked up coz she's looking like my favorite professional. Which is a Hooker. Something I dream PTA moms of the future wouldn't mind coming to their kids' school as on professional day. it's an honest living no matter the disease they sometimes unintentionally spread. coz if lawyers are fucking professionals i'll take hookers over them unless it involves me beating jail sentence.

KT looks more like a hooker every photo. jump

Lorraine De Jesus Tits of the Day

while other blogs are showing aj sullers 100% hottie pics smart bloggers like me show something from 8 to 10 months ago. thats like surviving the wild where predators rule the land and bottom feeders like myself work on continued existence by making use of the shit that gets left behind. these pics Lorraine De Jesus showing her titties for FHM arent shit though. they are nice and i think they are worth posting again.

hit the jump and send me to the top of the food chain one shitty post at a time.

Kristen Muranaga Another Hot Asian Slut of the Day

I don’t know what fat, dumpy chicks have against starving themselves. I mean, a little eating disorder could lead to a much better life in looks and love…you know, better jobs, better boyfriends or husbands, and definitely better fucks. It’s an easy thing to do; you just gotta do it…because no one likes a fat or dumpy chick.

Just look at this glorious Kristen Muranaga bitch. She used to be fat…but then she lost a lot of weight. Now she’s perfect…all thanks to bulimia…
(now laugh like you mean it, fat bitch)

(jump too, fat bitch)

CJ and Her Dildo of the Day

I'm a weirdo. But a good one. So i'm not going to ask you to fuck a tranny, give you a commercial that asks you fuck a tranny or a commercial that shows you so much dick it'll leave a bad taste of ass in your mouth.

all I offer are sluts. hit the jump for one.

Vixen Naked, Old but Naked, of the day

OMG! OMFG! This is fucking old. Too fucking last year that I find it fulfilling to post it again.

There’s just so much to say about nude models that I haven’t already said, but I’m keeping that locked in my vault, saving it for a rainy day, waiting for the perfect time to say exactly the same thing I say every single day about them…because there’s really not that much to say about nude models.

This is getting to be too boring. good thing nude girls never fail me.